|READ THIS PLEASE|
So apparently no one bothers to actually look at my front page after dropping in from the nearly totally inactive (last time I checked) OC-Request group.
I actually resigned from it quite a while ago. A few months (I think) before switching accounts. I no longer wanted to do art for free, since the group seemed to be dying anyway, for one, and also because I needed money. Actually, I think the group was dead far before I left, because I still haven't been removed from their artist list, which is why people keep turning up here.
The next person to note me on this account asking for a request is going to be bitch-smacked through the computer because I'm going to assume that you did not even bother to scroll down a little bit and take the four minutes to read this.
Here's my new account for anyone interested:
The Truths of AnimeWhen in doubt, use more guns.The Truths of Anime by lunarstargazer
Any weapon is accessible to you as long as you reach for it behind your back.
Skin tight clothes are always sensible.
Fear the cute ones
Everyone knows martial arts
Animals are smarter than they look
The more inept they are, the more likely they are to save the world
You can never find something the moment you need it (esp. if you see it everyday)
Injuries are no hindrance and only make you stronger in battle
The ugly guys are the stupid ones
You have to be cute to be successful
The hottest guy is the gay one
Villains are the most fashionable
If you have a pet, they will save your life at one point in time
Your background matches your mood
We all have our own theme music
If at first you dont succeed, wait until the last thirty seconds of the episode
Cute boys always make cute girls
The more you like to eat, the skinnier you are
Five minutes can easily take five days
If you have a special move, you find a need to use it at least three times a day.